Time to clean out those songs stuck in my subconscious. I can’t remember where I put my keys, but I remember ...
… And that’s Uncle Joe, he’s a-moving kinda slow at the Junction – Petticoat Junction.
“Love, exciting and new, come aboard, we're expecting you.”
Well, you came. And you gave without taking.
But I sent you away. Oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me. And stopped me from shaking.
And I need you today. Oh Mandy.
Green Acres is the place to be
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen
Thank you for all the joy and pain (the Wayne Newton version)
The candy man can
The candy man can
The candy man makes everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more!
Tiny bubbles (tiny bubbles)
In the wine (in the wine)
Make me happy (make me happy)
Make me feel fine (make me feel fine)